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National Demotivational Poster


TAGS: us soldiers national anthem
Rating: 4.66/5

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opsCOASTIE - October 30, 2011, 3:33 pm
Airman, this gave me chills, this happend to me at an event in D.C. honoring a fallen Shipmate, the entire platoon hummed the taps because the recording was not working.
Sean - April 9, 2011, 3:02 pm
I'm not very patriotic by their standards. I'd a probably started singing the first time, if only to get it over with. But then again, that just means that Superman 3 would be inflicted on me that much sooner.
Cloudchaser - April 9, 2011, 1:54 am
Sounds like a typical urban legend, but according to truthorfiction.com, this actually happened
WTFO - April 9, 2011, 12:15 am
No surprise here. I'm humbled to serve with great folks every day. The people I work with truly represent the best in all of us.
deerbag - April 8, 2011, 8:04 pm
I wish I had the power to keep the pay flowing while our government is shut down.
TheOne - April 8, 2011, 5:46 pm
quetz - April 8, 2011, 2:29 pm
I served in the Marines, back in the 90's there arent enough ppl anymore reminding us what these soldiers, go through and STILL have discipline and bearing!
NotoriousGIL - April 8, 2011, 2:00 pm
I'm a medic on the Baghdad Embassy compound and while I am sure the military personnel here would do the same, I'm not so sure of all the people that work here...Excellent post Airman!
MilDoc - April 8, 2011, 12:58 pm
Very nice, Airman! 5 crisp salutes!

GUARDING THE TOMB - Serious stuff

TAGS: arlington national cemetary
Rating: 4.44/5

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Aurielius - September 27, 2015, 10:29 am
Actually you can get arrested for interfering with the Honor Guard as one young punk found out to his dismay.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 8, 2010, 11:39 am
Yayyyy!!!!..........Oh, Sorry about your eye.....
Airman - February 8, 2010, 11:31 am
sorry moooooo, yes, you can continue to do that as often as you can get away with it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 8, 2010, 11:07 am
That's deep Airman.....But, What aboot the dong waving?
Airman - February 8, 2010, 10:50 am
I should have snoped the whole thing. The hurricane part is true, as is most of the rest. What the soldiers do on their own time is not controlled. There are now 514 of these ribbons, and only the Astronaut ribbon is given out less often.
Airman - February 8, 2010, 10:48 am
that honors those who have perished also keeps in mind the families of soldiers where there are no remains. With DNA testing now, this doesn't occur as often. They disinterred the Vietnam grave and made an id. These soldiers do consider this a high honor
Airman - February 8, 2010, 10:46 am
The idea of a tomb for unknowns came from the British in 1916. Our weapons keep getting more and more powerful, but we are still made of flesh and blood. There are a lot of casualties where the soldier is unidentifiable, or there's nothing left so having
rerun - February 8, 2010, 7:37 am

this not only honors the memory of the unknowns, it is a testemant to the strength ann honor of the solder who is guarding them.
rerun - February 8, 2010, 7:37 am

Since you are asking a legit question, no offense. My best guess, it is about respect. These men & women have made the ultimate sacrifice and they are unknown. The least a soldier who is selected to honor them can do is make a life long sacrafice as well
MrBlack - February 8, 2010, 6:35 am
I'm sure someone's about te get really pissed at me but, what's the point in havin such a strict card on a tomb of unidentified corpses?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 8, 2010, 4:00 am
Sure, But can you poke them in the eye and wave your dong at them like those Limey palace guards?
phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 3:57 am
True or not is irrelevant. TGhe seriousness and somber duty they hold is well understood by them, and all who have witnessed. I myself found it to be one of the most powerful things I have seen. Quite moving.
Hasbunmb - February 7, 2010, 2:33 pm
Oh, so is the stuff about the first six months... its just another special duty guys, like recruiter or DS... I admire the guys, I think its a great duty, very admirable, but its not the cult you guys are making it out to be..
Hasbunmb - February 7, 2010, 2:31 pm
The swearing/ drinking thing is a myth... sorry guys.
erock - February 6, 2010, 2:02 am
awesome , 5L
Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 6, 2010, 1:04 am
Anyone who's visited Arlington to see these guys on duty know they are seriously hardcore. Any potential enemy of my country would do well to visit to get the shit scared out of them. These guys are awesome; you wouldn't want to fight them, ever.
Untamedfifty - February 5, 2010, 9:38 pm
True Story Semper Fi Soldiers
ICEMAN - February 5, 2010, 9:35 pm
Once again Airman... Well done. 5L
DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 5, 2010, 8:16 pm
woww...I knew all of this except for the enver being able to swear or drink again part....now that is dedication right there...
rerun - February 5, 2010, 8:01 pm

Thank you to these fine men

ENGLISH/GERMAN MOTORING TERMS - Near Accident Der fukken nearen schittenselfen

TAGS: international motoring
Rating: 4.44/5

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R.S.Jake - August 15, 2011, 1:52 pm
My German is a bit rusty...but that sounds about right! Das e5 gut! Ja!

NATIONAL GUARD - Because not everyone can be a real soldier.

TAGS: military national guard
Rating: 2.08/5

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bluethin2013 - February 10, 2013, 5:28 pm
I'll be sure to tell my son that the reason I wasn't there to watch his birth was because I was in Iraq, busy "not being a real soldier". Glad to see you know so much about what guard soldiers do and have gone through. Have a nice day.
williewill41 - October 15, 2011, 2:29 pm
If not for the guard we would not be able to fight two wars so you should say sorry to all those families in the guard who have lost a love one in combat, JERK
colt45103 - January 28, 2010, 8:45 pm
Tell that to all of the National Guardsmen sacrificing to serve our country in Iraq and Afghanistan

GAME OVER INSURGENTS! - SFC. "game face" UTTERBACH is coming, and HELL is coming With HIM!!

TAGS: geek squad army national guard 32nd brigade red arrow
Rating: 2.93/5

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414anonymouse - September 25, 2009, 9:41 am
Yes i was being funny, he's part of our geek squad. Yes he was that fat obese when I took the photo but he's trimmed down a lot since then.
Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:40 pm
Ugh, to think I was once a Senior Scout for the 32nd. (1-128th actually)
unowho - June 9, 2009, 2:17 pm
its the vest he is wearing has front back and side plates plus the mag pouches on the front makes it look like he is fat. adds like 4 inches all around you, the shirt he is wearing actually fits tight to body. wisconsin NG I do believe...
Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 5:57 am
It's actually an optical illusion - the guy is in full gear with bulky uniform on - look closely - he's not nearly as fat as the first glance makes you think he is. But yeah, pretty funny on first look
Mark - May 13, 2009, 6:39 pm
I think that if SFC Utterbach ever sees this, SGT Yeo is going to be the NCOIC of Tedious Tasks and Duties for the remainder of his tour.
moooooooooooooooooooo - May 13, 2009, 6:04 pm
I laughed as well. But I think the guy posting these is trying to be serious. I could be wrong.
agdaniele - May 12, 2009, 10:08 pm
Maybe it's just the Guinness, but this is a solid laugh.

SIGN LANGUAGE - or International Diplomacy?


HAPPY NATIONAL HAIRBALL AWARENESS DAY - No Really, I'm not kidding, look it up

TAGS: national hairball awareness day
Rating: 1.9/5

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ICEMAN - April 30, 2010, 12:05 am
No thanks.

RUSSIA - Where vodka is cheaper than water

TAGS: russia vodka cheap water nation national mockery truth hurts sometimes
Rating: 2.35/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:48 am
You're a good sport Forseti.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:47 am
Let me get this straight: IF someone ever would make a poster like that about Germany, I would... oh... I would... I can't even tell you exactly what I would do!! It would start with a "5" and probably end with "lions", but I'm not sure... So BEWARE!!!111
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:36 am
Just to be clear.....why would cheap vodka be a bad thing?
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:24 am
I'm on it.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:23 am
no problem. I just figured he didnt get it. I made no mention of negative consequences for his actions. More of a friendly, "take a look around, please." approach. Ill report to the van, sir.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:20 am
Slow down, 5150 - a moderator is on it. Try not to police the site too much. I may seem nice and easy... but I'm more than capable.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:18 am
weird..... the message disappeared
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:13 am
True, mooooo..... but it's a username of "krissdafish" - that sounds like one of america's idiots.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:13 am
I sent him a little pm, asking him to search for other countries in the engine. Then maybe he will understand the context here
pzykosiz - September 10, 2010, 2:06 am
we don't normally have that problem
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:05 am
wow.. This is the first time I have ever seen someone that really "doesn't get it"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:01 am
No, It's a joke......and why blame America....anyone,anywhere could have made this poster
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:59 am
There's a difference between jokes and insults. This is not a joke, it's a flat out insult.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:55 am
It's a joke... in america we joke. Exaggerations are a form of humor. There are much better reasons than motifake to hate america. Broaden your search. and please lighten up, or I'll be forced to ban.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:51 am
Idiot. Insults like this make me hate the US even more.



TAGS: 4may kentstate nationalguard protest idiotstudents
Rating: 4.25/5

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MPsniper - May 4, 2011, 6:20 pm
;-) thanks
alldayfighter - May 4, 2011, 2:35 pm
may the 4th be with you
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 4, 2011, 1:04 pm
very poor taste...love it! lol

"AIR ASSAULT!!" - Either I'm getting "older" or the recruits are getting "YOUNGER!"

TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard airassault airborne terrorist afghanistan iraq
Rating: 2.58/5

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Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 12:26 pm
That's a great one, man, and a good strategy...5/5

FROGS - France national dish since the Bronze Age



CHU-CITY - Every "TRAILER-PARK" Has one GUN-NUT Psycho-Skinhead running around it!

TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard hostage trailer park chu city
Rating: 1.7/5

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The HOOF - September 12, 2009, 6:58 am
He has no bullets in that rifle.
Agent K - August 17, 2009, 5:22 pm
yeah most likely Iraq...possibly Afghanistan or Kyrgyzstan but I'd bet on Iraq.
knowitall - August 17, 2009, 5:16 pm
unless it's in some faggy country like england where guns are illegal.
T. - August 16, 2009, 9:12 pm
Looks like it's in Iraq. Army PX flip flops, uniform looking trailers, the M4 looks fairly standard, tree's look like iraq trees I'd guess a small fob north of bagdad.
KDP3 - August 15, 2009, 11:01 pm
only one gun nut? I disagree

COOLNESS - No! BRO! in order 2B COOL! You have to "POP" Your collar

nationalism -

TAGS: nationalism patriotic canada
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:47 am
...north. And we all know what happens when the invaders come from the frozen north, eh?
Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:46 am
Thanks, CL. As if I didn't have enough to worry about, you post this and it occurs to me that if you froze the maple leaf, you'd have the potential for millions of pi**ed off Canadians with shuriken that literally grow on trees invading from the frozen...

BIRTHPLACE - The most idiotic of things to act smug about.

TAGS: national pride
Rating: 4.18/5

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lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 12:02 pm
i regret asking.
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 12:02 pm
Yeah, now that I've touched you. You've been begging for months!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 12:00 pm
TOC touched me in my bathing suit area!!!.....I feel so much better now.
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 11:58 am
Hey! I distinctly remember telling you I'd delete it if it was too uncool.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 11:56 am
Abuse of authority is what happened...
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 11:52 am
Hilarity, that's what happened!
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 11:48 am
what happened yesterday?
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 11:44 am
*scowls* Remember what happened yesterday? :P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 11:42 am
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 11:38 am
@me: I love you, TOC! *kissie*
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 11:37 am
@Moo: I'm not really a cook... can I buy you some home cooking? @lester: Can you do that thing where you put all your weight on your neck with your legs straight up in the air? Looks painful.
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 11:34 am
Just part of my Yoga exercise TOC. wooooossshhaaaa wwwoooooshhhaaaaa woooooooshaaaaa
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 11:34 am
Yep....food and or booze....I'd kill children for some home cooking.
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 11:31 am
@Moo: Food? @lester: Talking to inanimate objects again, are we?
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 11:28 am
@the poster. East or west or far east, what happened before will always affect the future, the newer generation, and the worst thing we can do is put another brick in the wall.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 11:25 am
Hey!...I'm a good guy....I'll pull out your chair, I wash dishes, I'll even put the toilet seat down. As long as there's something in it for me.....wink wink, nudge,nudge.
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 11:03 am
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 11:01 am
There is no such thing as "good guys." :P I'm just upset about this comma by my name now. :(
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 10:57 am
LOL. See TOC, we're the good guys. *whistling*
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 10:55 am
I remember being disconnected while in the process of posting the comment on mr. Airman's poster.
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:55 am
Kung-Fu Devil - April 1, 2010, 10:52 am
I've worked out what's wrong. I kept this screen open, but logged out on another tab. Maybe when I clicked the link from my email, I was automatically signed out for some reason.
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 10:50 am
LOL. I am not sure how it happened. must be a glitch.
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:49 am
Nope. I can't comment while logged out.
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:48 am
@KFD: That's not supposed to be possible either... I'm so confused.
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 10:47 am
Me and my big mouth.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 1, 2010, 10:47 am
For some reason I wasn't signed in when I commented. I didn't realise until I got an email saying "" had commented on my motifake.
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:45 am
You guys are obviously trying to skirt the motifake rules. Instant banishment for you, then.
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 10:43 am
Happened to me while im commenting on one of mr. airman's poster yesterday. guest
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:41 am
No, I'm a chubby one. Um, no, with the comment and it's anonymity . Really, how?
Kung-Fu Devil - April 1, 2010, 10:39 am
Not you, obviously ;)
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:39 am
How in the hell did you do that?
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:38 am
TheTrashHeap - April 1, 2010, 12:22 am
awwwwwwwwwwwww were the big bad American kids picking on you KFD? Do you want to call your mommy to pick you up?
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:45 pm
I was talking to Kspace not KFD
Reason - March 31, 2010, 7:44 pm
The flag is the E.U. asshole, which basically turns them in the United States East
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:43 pm
And you are still a doucher
Kspace - March 31, 2010, 7:33 pm
Europe is a continent, not a country. 1L
Densaku - March 31, 2010, 5:11 pm
Should be posted in any country bashing flamewar in progress. 5L.
Bartimaeus - March 31, 2010, 2:16 pm
Bloody brilliant! 5/5
forseti - March 31, 2010, 1:41 pm
great one!! 5L
mule2772 - March 31, 2010, 1:34 pm
Comparing Dubya to Hitler = 1L at the best.

READ MY LIPS - The international symbol for yes.

TAGS: read my lips international yes
Rating: 4.13/5

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btgeiser - May 19, 2012, 1:55 am
The international symbol for...i want the money up front

SEIZE MATTERS - France cannot be France without greatness ! Charles de Gaulle 1.93 m - 6'3".

TAGS: france sarkosy 14 juillet national holiday
Rating: 3.71/5

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GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 12:12 pm
the only real time seize matters, is when it's followed by "ure"

ENGLISH/GERMAN MOTORING TERMS - Exhaust Spitzenpoppen bangentuben

TAGS: international motoring
Rating: 3.5/5

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Alixian - August 29, 2011, 5:03 am
it's ajoke
uriel85 - August 26, 2011, 8:38 am
It's call'd AUSPUFF !!!

AWESOMENESS - MOM! Look how awesome I am, and i don't even shave yet!

TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard
Rating: 2.08/5

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LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 4:51 pm
Still, I have to give big props to teh National Guard...my last 2 years before retiring I was training these guys and I have to give it up to those with full-time jobs that STILL volunteer to serve...so a big HOOAH to you guys!
LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 4:50 pm
I think their just doing Combat Drills...of course, you should always "Train as you fight" so they SHOULD have on their Battle Rattle...
GySgt188 - August 8, 2009, 4:41 pm
That M-4 would be a lot more awesome if it had a magazine in it.
Da5id - August 8, 2009, 3:32 pm
Is this even overseas? Or the training areas in the US?

A FACE - Only a "MUJAHID" could love.

AFGHANISTAN - Home to a Jawa- a creature once thought only to exist in the Star Wars Universe

TAGS: jawa afghanistan afghani afghan girl national geographic calamitous
Rating: 1.75/5

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Fatemaster - November 26, 2010, 10:10 pm
I guess it's only a matter of time now before more fictional beings make their way into the real world!
Vision (the Unpurple) - April 19, 2009, 10:39 pm
Heh, I actually thought Fremen before Jawa, but then I saw the whites.
Guy who has a vague idea of her age - October 12, 2008, 3:05 pm
she's over 30 nowadays and in the second photo of her I saw about 3 years ago she didn't look that good anymore the eyes still look nice though
Tube Steak - September 27, 2008, 6:45 pm
Sith... Jawa... I'd still stick it in her butt.
Ron - September 6, 2008, 9:04 am
She looks more like a Sith than a Jawa... scary eyes O.O
spencer - September 3, 2008, 7:43 pm
so do I.
Alexiel - August 12, 2008, 5:54 am
so do national geographicers
m16 - August 7, 2008, 4:52 pm
I like her eyes.


TAGS: superbowl national anthem naked gun
Rating: 4.71/5

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TheGoat - February 9, 2011, 5:43 pm
Hard to believe his brother was Deputy Prime Minister of Canada in the 80s while he was making his best films!
voodoo3535 - February 9, 2011, 10:44 am
He will be missed.
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 5:49 pm
Touching tribute. Like the moment, it brought a tear to my eye. 5L



TAGS: i wonder how much national lampoon paid him truly priceless
Rating: 3.28/5

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KDP3 - September 25, 2009, 12:10 pm
This and Chavez's reviewing South of the Border was epic


ENGLISH/GERMAN MOTORING TERMS - Estate Car Der bagerroom fur shaggininauto

TAGS: international motoring
Rating: 2.4/5

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Alixian - August 29, 2011, 5:01 am
ok, it wa supposed to be a joke
uriel85 - August 26, 2011, 8:40 am
Kombinationskraftwagen or the short version "Kombi" ...
Alixian - August 16, 2011, 2:43 am
Mein Deutsch ist rostig, aber ich denke, dass das besser klingt
Bolverk37782 - August 15, 2011, 3:33 pm
Nien nien! Ist wagan fur der hulin der hunder uds der kinder.

FINALLY!!! - The book you've all been waiting for. With an introduction by Tony Montana!!!

RACIST - The more times you have to say you're not, the more likely it is that you are.

TAGS: bnp racist british national party nazi
Rating: 2.2/5

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Derek - August 3, 2009, 2:03 am
So you just have to accuse someone a lot, eh?

HAPPY-NOW? - I told you to stop flushing those baby-wipes down the toilet. I said the plumbing couldn't take it!!

SFC. COCHRANE - gets ready to goto the gym, to look at weights.


TAGS: pzy motifake international airlines airman
Rating: 4.91/5

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Airman - May 26, 2011, 12:24 pm
i think it add5 something to the trip

BAR RUSH - munchies

TAGS: national chain
Rating: 4.77/5

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GaryO - February 19, 2013, 9:15 pm
Yup…like they need a sign…steak…a cheap steak, and hurry


TAGS: not4thofjuly america nationalpride
Rating: 4.67/5

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falloutghoul - June 30, 2013, 8:42 am
Is that a cone around the key?

Hey snookums, what’s that, hummmm? -

TAGS: national love your pet day
Rating: 4.62/5

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MissPriss - February 20, 2014, 11:49 pm
That's one of the 3 only reasons I like cats...dumb as dirt when it comes to anything that moves past their line of vision. 5L giggle that one!

WOMEN - Be brave, be beautiful and shave your armpits

TAGS: international womans day
Rating: 4.58/5

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Krickit - March 11, 2013, 12:30 am
Eww no thank you
GaryO - March 10, 2013, 10:50 am
I’m just the opposite. Went mountain climbing with a group. This one lady that was ahead of me had legs that had never seen a razor…thought she was wearin’ leggins. Kinda turned me on. woof
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 10, 2013, 1:19 am
Hairy armpits on a woman never bothered me. However, hairy legs on a woman.... *shutter*


TAGS: krickit long lost uncle from nigeria taxes international transfer
Rating: 4.14/5

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Krickit - April 3, 2013, 2:20 pm
Seems legit
Silverheart - April 2, 2013, 10:11 pm

Well, he started it! Seriously, just having a bit of fun.
GaryO - April 2, 2013, 10:04 pm
Well now, this tête-à-tête is getting interesting

MONTREAL EXPOS - Because aparently having a dilapidated stadium nowhere near downtown is less than a big draw.

ENGLISH/GERMAN MOTORING TERMS - Brake Pedal Der edbangeronvindschreen stoppenquick

TAGS: international motoring
Rating: 3.63/5

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Alixian - August 29, 2011, 5:02 am
yet again it's a joke
uriel85 - August 26, 2011, 8:37 am
I am german and we call it BREMSPEDAL!!!

A Sucky Poster -

TAGS: national public radio
Rating: 3.5/5

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Greeny - July 19, 2013, 9:00 pm
Who me? Nope - but I might send them a copy...
GaryO - July 19, 2013, 10:03 am
Oh-h-h-h-h-h…5 ELsh, Greeny….(sorry, drool…lipsh does that to me) you wrote something too I bet.

ENGLISH/GERMAN MOTORING TERMS - Indicators Die blinken tickentocken

TAGS: international motoring
Rating: 3.4/5

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Alixian - August 29, 2011, 5:04 am
uriel85 - August 26, 2011, 8:51 am
It's a Blinker

ENGLISH/GERMAN MOTORING TERMS - Juggernaut Der fukkengretten trukken

TAGS: international motoring
Rating: 3.3/5

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Alixian - August 29, 2011, 5:04 am
it's a joke
uriel85 - August 26, 2011, 8:50 am
It's a LastKraftWagen or short "LKW" ...


TAGS: national treasure
Rating: 2.88/5

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Sean - November 24, 2009, 11:04 pm
Going Rogue, page 102.

"IT'S A LITTLE INTIMIDATING" - Speaking of 24 girls attending his daughter's birthday at Camp David. If tween girls are a "little intimidating", then should we be surprised he's scared to confront N. Korea, Iran or Russia?

TAGS: politics obama national security failure
Rating: 2.86/5

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WTFO - November 21, 2009, 12:00 am
DB, absolutely on the 'poo-poo head' defense that seems so popular with those who don't like my posters. Great comment on the pre-teen terror, too.
WTFO - November 19, 2009, 12:41 am
NC, nice low-life type attack you submitted there. You are a great example of the kool-aid guzzlers of the US. Don't discuss the topic just attack the messenger. That's ok, his dragging the country to the far left will result in Rep wins in 2010 and 2012.
Nobody Cares - November 6, 2009, 9:55 am
Really? You live alone don't you. Either that or your children are horribly ill raised.

ENGLISH/GERMAN MOTORING TERMS - Parking Meter Der tennerpinscher und klockenwerr

TAGS: international motoring
Rating: 2.71/5

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Alixian - August 29, 2011, 5:02 am
again it's just supposed to be a joke
uriel85 - August 26, 2011, 9:11 am
In Germany we call it Parkuhr...
Alixian - August 24, 2011, 2:32 am
that it does lol
M0rd3kaI - August 23, 2011, 3:37 pm
or that... either one ticks the 'correct' box perfectly XD
Alixian - August 23, 2011, 2:42 am
we call it a "pain in the a**e"
M0rd3kaI - August 22, 2011, 6:40 pm
That is not 'parking meter' in English... it's 'f*cking nuisance'


KNIFE KILL! - The fun loving mascot. Wait until he meets the kids!

ENGLISH/GERMAN MOTORING TERMS - Gear Stick Biggensticken fur kangaroojumpen

TAGS: international motoring
Rating: 2.56/5

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Sho - December 4, 2011, 8:46 pm
Wow uriel.......srsly...
Alixian - August 29, 2011, 5:05 am
uriel85 - August 26, 2011, 8:53 am
It's a Ganghebel or a Schaltknüppel

NEW YORK TIMES REPORTER - C'mon get a closer picture! What's he gonna do? "KID-NAP US" or something!

TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard hostage kidnapper koran ramadan hajii newyork time newspaper reporter
Rating: 2.56/5

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agdaniele - September 9, 2009, 11:11 pm
It's not a bunker, Billy; it's your parent's basement. I guess an empty bottle of lotion would be YOUR bunker buster, huh?
Sean - September 9, 2009, 11:06 pm
Yer a bigotted cu*n*t, Billy.
Billy - September 9, 2009, 11:01 pm
Snap that ragheads neck before he blows someone up.
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 12:44 pm
Those who don't remember history are doomed to repeat it...5 from me Yeo!

PERSONAL COURAGE - STRIKE NOW! Specialist! The "NCOIC", like all Soulless Beasts, must be killed in his sleep!

TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard army values personal courage
Rating: 2.54/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 7, 2009, 9:59 am
He's not sleeping. He's performing preventive maintenance on his eyelids. Y'know, checking them for holes.

ENGLISH/GERMAN MOTORING TERMS - Headlights Das dippendontdazzelubastad

TAGS: international motoring
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Alixian

Alixian - August 29, 2011, 5:05 am
uriel85 - August 26, 2011, 8:51 am
It's a Scheinwerfer

SOCIALITES - They *really* are into everything

TAGS: paris hilton national geographic parody
Rating: 2.45/5

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DotDotDot - February 6, 2009, 10:44 pm
In this case however, everything is into her... and by into I mean inside.

JOINT FOOT PATROL - Here we see Marines and Airmen doing it Yo! Airman don't bunch up like that! Maintain your fields of fire!

TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard sheep airmen marines foot patrol fields of fire
Rating: 2.41/5

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Airman - September 9, 2009, 3:49 pm
tsk tsk
spacedog - September 9, 2009, 11:01 am
Bwahahaha! Nice bait.

CAC-CARD - SCORE! I found mine, WHEW! the D-FAC is closing soon! And it's FAJITA-FRIDAYS!

JERKS - Spicing up the World since 10,000 BC

TAGS: jerks jerk charkton heston national rifle
Rating: 2.34/5

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know_it_all - June 22, 2009, 12:18 pm
those fucking jerks @ the NRA. how dare they defend the Constitution. i mean fuck, it's only worked for 200 years.
know_it_all - June 22, 2009, 12:13 pm
guns should only be available to those willing to break the law. great fucking idea. plus, 9 y/o prefer the "glock fotay" over the 9mm
Cheech - May 16, 2009, 8:15 pm
That has nothing to do with the amount of guns in the house it has to do with the number of Morons in said house. But if you feel the only way to keep guns out of kids hands is to make them disappear then we should take away cars to prevent car accidents.
RnR - August 17, 2008, 5:10 am
if you dont have 3 guns in every home, you wont have 9 year olds running around playing .38 tag with live ammo.
Meira - August 16, 2008, 6:14 pm
Umm... it's forbidden to have firearms without major licences in the UK... a criminal isn't gonna care if they get their gun illegally? P.S. These "Jerks" posters suck!
zaknafeiin - July 13, 2008, 4:51 pm
...speaking of 10,000BC -- what an awful movie ^^
Brian - May 14, 2008, 1:17 am
the original poster was 10,000 times better
GimmeABreak - May 13, 2008, 11:53 pm
GUN CONTROL LEGISLATION: Because everyone knows that if the law forbids firearms then criminals won't have any either.
Neal - May 13, 2008, 3:45 pm
Screw you... not only are your posters terrible... but your liberal ideology sucks ass!

SMOKE DETECTORS - Check your batteries B4 Your batteries check you!

TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard smoke alarm booth bennet
Rating: 2.18/5

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[email protected] - September 18, 2009, 4:42 am
it's in IRAQ, Cheif. Everything is dry and flamable!
spacedog - September 17, 2009, 9:54 am
Nice pic. Dry leaves, lots of butts and a tossed smoke detector equals voided insurance.

E-TOOL - I'm going 2 grab one, and knock that thing off yer head! B4 it nests and lays eggs in yer ears!


WTF - Black guys never smile for pictures!

GOING NATIVE - Don't do it sir! Stay with us! You dance with the one that brought you! Don't go into the light!

INTEGRITY - To do the right thing! Even when the NCOIC isn't looking.

SHAY-SHAY'S FOOT PATROL - Oh yeah the wars a little-bit different for her. It's good to be the QUEEN.

Bragging Rights -

TAGS: nationalities bragging rights kids sports
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 18, 2015, 7:57 pm
eagle, bogey or par...teehee thanks dizz!
MissPriss - January 18, 2015, 7:54 pm
thanks 'cern!
mizzdizz - January 17, 2015, 2:05 am
That's 2 more wives! No golf course is complete without the 19th Hole! 5 laughing lions!
concern3 - January 16, 2015, 5:35 pm
5er like it

Prejudice -


TAGS: international signage understood by all
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - January 7, 2016, 12:17 pm
Glad I made you laugh! Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - January 7, 2016, 4:11 am
very funny a 5er

USA Forewarned -

TAGS: amazing race canada national symbols war biggest fear usa
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 29, 2015, 10:28 pm
Ok but ya gotta luv beavers!
MissPriss - June 29, 2015, 10:24 pm
We called war...but we're sorry teehee.
MissPriss - June 29, 2015, 10:23 pm
GaryO - June 27, 2015, 12:48 am
Please....take me
mizzdizz - June 26, 2015, 11:56 pm
That would be the Canadian Navy's equivalent of a destroyer class boat? LOL! Luv it Prissy! 5L!
Oldsod - June 26, 2015, 12:41 pm
Coming to take our cheese?

CANADIANS - They'll put anything in a gallery and consider it art.

TAGS: nationalities exhibits art
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 18, 2013, 8:41 pm
We Canadians do tend to be somewhat conservative...but not very often...teehee. Thanks for the L's.
JesusWept - February 18, 2013, 8:38 pm
Unadulterated! 5 maple leafs!
Silverheart - October 30, 2012, 1:03 am

Love the writing on the wall behind the person. Lay an ass gallery? Ok then. 5Ls

Equality -

TAGS: serbia slavic foreigners people nationality
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - May 18, 2016, 7:53 pm
I'm from Croatia actually. But I am half Serbian.
JesusWept - May 18, 2016, 1:33 pm
Haha you from Serbia, Pushkin?

National Debt -

TAGS: congress national debt top 3
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 21, 2015, 2:15 am
Here's my hunert. Heh, turn about.

Incentives -

Hell Toupee -

National Geographic -

TAGS: jaws shark national geographic movie
Rating: 4.33/5

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mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 5:37 am
No,we're from national enquirer.... sound of munching followed by very large belch...